YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS

http://www.youshouldhaveseenthis.com/

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OMG. “Unless you’re a loser or old or something” LOL Okay let’s see how what I have seen:

2. charlie bit me
3. chocolate rain
5. post secret
6. charlie the unicorn
7. mentos and coke
8. numa numa
9. peanut butter jelly time
16. dramatic chipmunk
17. homestar runner
19. fail blog
24. i can haz cheezeburger
28. rick roll’d
30. david after the dentist
31. powerthirst
32. christian the lion
33. bert and ernie rap

Okay I got up to 38 and I’m tired. I will continue this tomorrow.

“Where the hell is matt?”

Basically this guy does the same dance at countless places all across the globe. It put up smile on my face and sure made my day. I spent probably an hour at his site, reading his blog and watching his videos. =) Let me tell you I learned some things from his trip in VN that I didn’t even know. Like the weird 5 god religion(like… moses mohammed god buddha… etc).

“The five saints of the Cao Dai religion are, from left to right: Mohammed, Moses, Jesus, Buddha, and Confucius.”

That’s odd.

MACK THE KNIFE

Damn emokid. Il chantait et il nous est reveille ce matin, sauf moi car je me suis reveille tot pour le travail.

Mack the knife! What does THAT mean? I do not know, but I do know it is a song by Frank Sinatra and Jimmy Buffett which I like hehehe. This type of music makes me want to live in those times. The…. what-ties? 50s? Whatever it is, it seems glamourous and fun.Very Marilyn monroe type lifestyle. I like the sound of trumpets(when it’s not stupid military related) and saxophones.

I realized I didn’t put up my RC marks(my bad!). Well it’s not too late is it?

Socials – 86 (91 second term, but I got 77 on final LOL!)
Planning – 89 ( failed the sexual diseases test)
French – 98 (99% on final >_>)
English – 88 (without prov)

Last week I got my cards(finally!) and I was excited. Disappointment came when I saw that it was similar to a postcard and not a card. It wasn’t the fold-type cards where you can write on the inside. Despite that, I was excited! I wrote in them and then decided to stick some hello kitty stickers on them. Janet helped me pick some. Then I gave them out ^_______^ one week late but hey, they’re awesome!

I NEED TO BUY BLACK SHOES POOOOOOOOEY. New manager today and he did not like how I had white on my black shoes. Damn J WHY DID YOU SAY THAT a little white would be okay. I don’t know what shoes to get. Certianly not shitty-quality shoes because if I shell out money for shoes, I’d wear them to places other than work. P pointed my shoes out the first day I worked but really haven’t reminded me. It was just at the back of my mind y’dig? I think I’ll get them this Friday. Skechers maybe HEHEHEH.

A big event happened yesterday. I used my debit card for the first time! I paid for french classes. My max per day is 200 so I paid 200 on it and mom paid for the rest(which was 50).

I keep thinking about going to Eng & France (mostly Eng). It makes me so nostalgic! SeeEEE? My mind is somewhere else. When will I go again? 2012 maybe? 2012 = London summer olympics so can you say ?inflated plane prices?, ?lots of tourists?. I would go during the summer too so *shrugs*. I hope we can go earlier. Like next year………………………………… *ponders*

I am sick

Yes. Still.

Yesterday I wasn’t feeling too good. I decided not to go to school before remembering that I did not want to miss a  math lesson. That is a big NO NO. I woke up and my nose was cleared. CLEARED! It was not stuffy or runny(now it’s stuffy and runny). But then I just lay in bed and my nose got stuffy again. WHAT THE HECK?

Anyway I felt like merde first block(math) and second block it got better. Blech the stupid thing is my eyes start to water and my nose runs spontaneously at times, making me whip out my kleenex. Not fun. I started to feel substantially better at lunch but I was lazy and wanted to go home. Science teacher is realllllllllllly nice. He gave me the homework and then I called mom. She said she’ll be there in 1/2 hour cause she’s doing grocery shopping, thus I went to the library and did some homework for the time. I got home at 12 and finished my homework at 3. Now I can do nothing until it’s time to go to sleep. YES!Why is this so great for me? Yesterday I did nothing until 8 and finished my stuff at 10 and that was not fun.

Yesterday shaw came down to fix my internet. Who knows what was wrong with it but it kept d/cing every so often, which was incredibly annoying. They came during my school hours and did their thing. The girl downstairs took out my router while they were doing it(WHY?) so the internet guys plugged internet directly into their computer downstairs, hence no router connected = no wireless = no internet for me. After I got home I ate and went downstairs to plug it in. Simple task, non? Well it was. It just didn’t work and me and emokid were stumped. We called emokid’s brother and he said to try both routers and then install the software and if it doesn’t work call him back.

We tried both. Didn’t work. Then I had to search long and hard for my router software disc (whose whereabouts were unknown to Janet and I prior). We found it and ran the disk. It didn’t work the first time. I guess we probably did some of the steps wrong so we did it again. We then swithced the blue and gray wire to agree with the diagram in the instructions but that didn’t do anything. Then I asked emokid if the intrnet wire was plugged on the TOP whole or the BOTTOM hole… making a difference… and he didn’t remember. He knows that he is useless. We tried it 5 more times and I pressed next and it didn’t work. Boo we failed. But then emokid pressed next and it worked…..our reactions: 8-O. IT WORKED IT WORKED IT WORKED. Guess what came next? EPIC HIGH FIVE. But yes, useless emokid is not that useless after all.

Oh right. Emokid is a whitewashed asian kid. He likes nexopia and bought plus(waste of money!). He asked for my user and I told him. He was rather appalled that I had more hits than him. 18,000 to 11,000. This is really ironic cause before he went to my page he told me that he’s really E-famous or E-popular. Guess who’s awesome NOW bizzzzatch.

*MARKS*

100.8 French (first tied with another person: POO, second was 100.7)
100.2 Science ( FUCKL YES!!! This is beyond awesome, as I suck at science. Oh yes I know you don’t believe me but I do)
82 PE (YES!)
??????? Math

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This house is realllllllllllllllllllllly nice. I love the kitchen!!

Kuhlhaus 02 by Lean Arch.
via Materialicious

Coraline

Yesterday morning when I woke up, I had the flu. I had this terrible cough, a headache and I was extremely dizzy. Luckily it was Pro-D day. I had AF yesterday but I was as sick as a dog. I didn’t know if I could go. But I took some medz and my health restored. I took advil and this cough pill prescription I had. I got better and dad drove me to AF and then went to his co-worker-dinner-party-talk-about-union thing at some chinese restaurant. I felt wonderful and knew I could work tomorrow(today).

Yaddayadda I worked today. I coughed ONCE and then my voice totally changed. It’s still kind of fucked up right now and yup. Darn COUGH now I sound stupid *shakes fist*.

Janet had ortho so mom and dad drove her. Later they went to Bryan’s house. Bryan has this thing about losing. He is 5 and losing is horrific to him. Everytime someone else beats him, he breaks down and throws a fit. A horrendous fit I must add. He was being such a douchebag so my sister let him win. 8 times. Mommy I beat Janet 8 times in a row! Heh. Glad I wasn’t there.

Later my whole family went to the movies to watch Coraline 3-D. Each 3D glasses cost an extra $3 which is total BS. On the plastic wrap the glasses came in… “WARNING can not be used as sunglasses[...]” They’d be pretty G as sunglasses. Mom and Dad loved the movie. They were smiling the whole time(according to Janet). I think they’re fascinated with the 3D aspect of it and now they are excited for Ice Age 2(or 3?) 3D. Now we are at home: tired and sleeeeeeeepy. Time to go to sleep zzzzzzzzZzzZzZ.

BTW I got my cards. I am HAPPY but sad they came 10 days late. BOOO.

Edit: while doing a Google image search for a coraline picture, I came across the book. Observe.

I’ve seen this book COUNTLESS countless times in Elementary but have always overlooked it. Hell the cover is hideous. No wonder I didn’t have any interest in it. But then again I might’ve read it. During my younger days I read a LOT of books which I don’t remember any of. Maybe that’s why it’s so familar?

F my life

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

My dog does that too. But he doesn’t piss everywhere (goodness).

Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I’d have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn’t think that my mole would be so confusing. FML

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I’ve treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

Oh that’s happened to me. I was deep in thought about something and I got gas all over my shoe

100 days, 100 songs, 100 locations, 100 dances

http://vimeo.com/3237836

By Ely Kim

I think this is fantastic and it wore me out just watching it. That was a lovely 10 minutes.

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Big news all, I got 60/60 on my math test. I was and am absolutely ecstatic. I haven’t felt this proud of myself in so long. In the morning I write the Cayley math contest of U of Waterloo. Last year I did Fermat(11) and this year I did a grade 10 one. Hehe. I didn’t do Fermat because the ratio from Fermat to Cayley was………15:5 thus I had a better chance in my own grade, even though I took that course in 2007.

It wasn’t that bad though. I flew through the first page but as it progressed it of course got harder. I did some calculations and the maximum I can score, counting 2 points for each unanswered question, is approximately 103. Something like that. I thought it was easier than last year’s. I was so anxious to leave for next block(math), as I did NOT want to miss the first lesson on logs because they are extremely difficult. I almost… ran to my locker and to my class for nothing. The class didn’t even start yet. It was just after the announcements and Mr. C hadn’t even given back the test. The only person I thought would get PERFECT or at least the highest mark.. didn’t. He’s this (white) boy who is actually smart, though his image(FIRST IMPRESSION) tells otherwise. But it’s not like he did terrible. It just wasn’t up to neither my nor his expectations.

Lunch Time: I went to French class to get my missed assignments. I’ll have to present my oral tomorrow. WooEeE. I asked Mme. C what I got on my quiz and she said I either got 45/45 or 46/45. 45/45 if I missed a point but got the bonus. So that’s not too bad. And mom gave me a lecture in the car yesterday for not studying. I have learned not to study all at once the night before, but to study over time and you know what? It works. You know your stuff and it saves you from a lot of stress.

I realized that I’ve always said I hate volleyball. I hate basketball. I hate this. I hate that. When it came to PE. I lied. It wasn’t that I hated it. It was because I suck at it. I don’t hate it. I enjoy it now and I have fun, regardless of how poor my skills are. I have so much fun in PE, only when we play actual games. Be like Wendy, a positive polly .

Oh right in math we didn’t officially start logs. We’re doing this… stuff which I do not remember the name of. It’s half lives, compound interest yadda yadda. Time to start reviewing for my next test >=).

Thu’s staying over tonight and she’s going to sign up for the sun run with me ^0^. Thu bought janet a box of lashes……. 10 lashes for ~~ $3 here which is superb. She bought me this soft teddy bear. It’s a really chubby pig. She has this fascination with wildlife like my dad, and we watched some Planet earth. She loved it

Guess what I’m reading!

The adventure of sherlock holmes. I finished reading Dry the other day, finishing the last 75 pages that one night. I found this cool game on DS “100 classic book collection” . So there’s 100 CLASSIC books on the game. It’s basically like an huge ebook, with classic classics such as: Sense & sensibility, Price and Prejudice, Moby Dick, Hamlet, Oliver Twist, Phantom of the Opera, yadda yadda yadda.

I decided to start TAoSH and it’s much better than I thought it would be. I love the way the writer writes. It’s brill! … (I heard an aussie say that on the bus so it must be cool on some degree).

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Anyway I got 8/10 on my math quiz today because: the line I drew was NOT 100% straight and it kind of curved. -1 and with reciprocal functions they’re pretty much predictable so I got carried away and make the line continue on to infinity. Bad idea. -1

Pepsi Logo… viewed by Lawrence yang

http://blowatlife.blogspot.com/2009/02/pepsi-logo-response.html

“this is what I think whenever I see one o f the new pepsi ads “

This is so cute!
My blog entries have been rather bland lately. Because I’ve been busy just looking around the net… reading stuff on my reader y’know. I still haven’t written about my first cup noodle contact but I’ll write about what’s been on my mind.

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I bus tables at a restaurant.

Hostesses should wait until the table is clean before bringing people to the table. Common sense right? Not for this bitch. So everytime I’m in the middle of cleaning a table, she would bring people there and then say “oh it’ll just be a second.” At first I was like oh shit I better hurry but I’ve come to realize that it’s only her that does this to me. To anyone(I’ve asked others). So I quickly finish. When fucking people stand there and watch you clean there’s BOUND to be something wrong with it. Oh she didn’t wipe RIGHT THERE, the thing is has 1 crumb on it… yadda yadda. They bitch and complain like they always do and then they either make me REDO it totally or if I leave quickly they make her do it. Stupid asshole YOU DESERVE TO DO IT.

So 8/10 times they complain and make me redo it. Afterwards I would learn and  just take my time and do a good job. As usual, she’s bought about 3 people and now they’re waiting for me to clean the fuckint table when there are 4932875328945 other tables around me. Are you fucking blind? It’s in the same bay so WHY THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER WHERE THEY SIT DUMBASS.

Okay I take my time and do a good job so I don’t have to fucking redo it for picky people. THen you know what she says to me? Jenny that’s good enough you don’t have to take so long. I’ve watched her clean tables before and I’ll let you know she does a fucking shitty job and it’s no wonder she’s not a busser. After this I’m fuming on the inside. I fucking hate her. Stop it you piece of shit. Go sit people at other tables. Oh right she’s the only hostess that ALWAYS tells me to clean “table X and after that clean table X” NOOOOOO. I’m just going to stand here and wait for you to tell me around. Last time she asked me to drink this table. I said yes out of habit. There’s NOBODY inthe lobby waiting to  be seated, so she has virtually nothing to do. Why didn’t she do it herself? I realize this as I drink the table. Hey jenny can you clean table P Ok. Can you drink table X uh… ok. Oh drink table X first and THEN clean table P after you clean that table. What. STFU and I hope I never have to work with you again.

I finally confront her. Nicely.

me: Uh….stupidhostesswhichIhate, can you stop bringing people to the table while I’m still cleaning it?
stupidhostesswhichIhate: well I try not to. But people would always say that the tables clean and make me bring them there.

There you have it. Isn’t it a bit ironic that other people see the clean tables, yet she doesn’t? Okay.. so people only pressure you into bringing them to the tables, yet not the 50 other hostesses who do a fine job at waiting until I’m finished?

This is what I think of you:

A quote from Jpod comes to mind from Jim Jarlewski:
“I’m going to take a big shit and name it after you.”

YAY!

So after 7.5 hours of actual work(4 hours work + 3.5 hours making spring rolls…. I rolled probably 140, peeled almost all of the shrimp and MANY more), I check my email. I GOT A DAYTUM INVITE ^_____________^

I was so happy. My sister doesn’t understand.

http://daytum.com/neyugn

I love the idea……………..!

Off to bed now.

This is why you’re fat

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

LOL! They look so good……*subscribe*

“where dreams become heart attacks”

Krispy kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburger