I’m getting a second cousin!!!

My cousin is having a kid.

I had no idea what would that make me or the baby so I googled it. It makes us… second cousins which doesn’t really make sense because second cousins are your cousin’s cousins.

Coolios

Top 5 – Cop edition

STUFF I DUN LIKE. In descending order for suspense purposes.

5. Police Officers
4. Asian Police Officers (or any minority… I’m not being racist. I’m of a minority. I think they look stupid)
3. Girl Police Officers
2. Girl Police Officers with short hair
1. Asian girl Police Officers with short hair.

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Did you ever realize that these douches(RCMP) look strikingly similar to the original black hatted london guys(original name plz…)? Ok…. it’s just the color of their jackets and their pants.

Canada sucks.

Be-tee-double you, did you know that vancouver and delta apparently have their own police force, separate from Surrey’s and probably everywhere else?

“VPD = vancouver police department”
“Surrey RCMP”

I watch the news religiously, almost everyday at both 6 and 11, though it’s mostly a repeat, and not once did I realize. My tutee told me. He also told me he wanted to be a cop. I didn’t dare to say anything because…well… I got PAID to teach them french, not about my views lololol