TLC’s Police Women of Broward County

Please refer to this which I wrote not so long ago.

It’s a new show on TLC.. premiering some time this week.  *refer* to link. I wrote that I don’t like girl cops. They’re overly tough and that comes off as artificial and phony.

Seriously.. who’s going to watch that…….

Why don’t I like girl cops? THEY’RE FAKE!!! I don’t like cops as it is, so when I see female cops, OH that takes the cake. Oh  yadda yadda girls can do whateva boys can do but BETTAH!!! EQUALITY! WE ARE ALL EQUAL etc. and all that shizzazz that comes with this.

No that is not true. Girls are better than boys at certain things and vice versa.  Just not at being cops *shudders*. They’re like…. lesbians who are masculine….

MADNESS

I got my first complaint yesterday(yes! directed towards ME). I don’t know if it’s just me… but usually when u ask for refills for drinks in restaurants they refill it in the same cup, no?

Well I don’t know. Maybe I’m out of my mind but this guy and his girl asked me for refills so I got it for them… in the same cup (which may be bad but it never occured to me). LAter he complained to my manager saying the fries were cold(NOT MY FAULT on this one. I also got him fresh fries STAT) and that he felt like an “inconvenience” to me. Don’t be a douche. Please.

Well this is my fault.. no one told me about this so I refilled his drinks in the asme cup and didn’t change his ice(NOT A BIG DEAL) and he freaked out. oh STFU seriously…. some people are the worst. STUPID CUSTOMERS. I HATE PEOPLE…why do I work in a restaurant… AUGHHHHHHH

On top of that and the printers stopped working yesterday so for ~20 mins it was madness. MADNESSSS.

It was also scorching hot.

I’m *overreacting* even though it was my fault(partly) and I’ll admit that.. I just HATE CUSTOMERS WHO COMPLAIN FUCKKKKk. I, for one, NEVER EVEr complain about food in any restaurant. If it sucks I won’t come back is that not SIMPLE? GEEZ MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER AND DON’T COME BACK.

I’ll say something positive for balance. Some people are just so GREAT that I’d love to have tea (figure of speech I hate tea. I only like the generic iced tea) with them. Heck I’d treat them to a 12 course dinner. They’re so nice and forgiving and thankful and they never complain unless it’s WORTH complaining. <3 <3 <3

This other time one of the servers told me that this man said I didn’t wipe this table. WDF? I DID WIPE THAT TABLE. He only saw me do the last half of the cleaning process and had a fit. AAAARHHHHHHHHHHH

Top 5 – Cop edition

STUFF I DUN LIKE. In descending order for suspense purposes.

5. Police Officers
4. Asian Police Officers (or any minority… I’m not being racist. I’m of a minority. I think they look stupid)
3. Girl Police Officers
2. Girl Police Officers with short hair
1. Asian girl Police Officers with short hair.

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Did you ever realize that these douches(RCMP) look strikingly similar to the original black hatted london guys(original name plz…)? Ok…. it’s just the color of their jackets and their pants.

Canada sucks.

Be-tee-double you, did you know that vancouver and delta apparently have their own police force, separate from Surrey’s and probably everywhere else?

“VPD = vancouver police department”
“Surrey RCMP”

I watch the news religiously, almost everyday at both 6 and 11, though it’s mostly a repeat, and not once did I realize. My tutee told me. He also told me he wanted to be a cop. I didn’t dare to say anything because…well… I got PAID to teach them french, not about my views lololol

BS about life

1. Money adds up. My proof is on daytum……..everytime I look at what I made and what I spent(which is virtually NOTHING!) I want to kick myself in the ass. It says over 50% of what I spent is on… clothing…. YA EFFEN RIGHT. Then I look at the data and sadly it adds up.
2. Taxes & Deductions: In my case I have union fees too.. I *know* it’s not a lot but it adds up(see #1) and it ends up to be almost a hundred or something a year *heartbreaks* 100 I could’ve spent on that nothing
3. Fingernails Grow. Cutting nails is such a CHORE and if I don’t.. food gets stuck into it at work. Ugh

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

UGH

Okay so I was boiling water to make noodles for me and my sis… and obvs I have no sense of proportion or value or anything so I took out a small pot and filled it 4/5 th full. My mom was in a good mood at first but the slightest thing can set her off like a forest fire.

She looked in the pot and said “THIS IS TOO MUCH THATS WAYYYYYYY TOO MUCH FOR 2 NOODLES”

I said “are you sure?” because it looked about right. I’m always afraid of NOT having enough so I’d rather have excess than the opposite. BTW at the end it was only like 1 cm of water left. NOT A LOT. I say ‘are you sure’ as a filler…. I’m not questioning whether she is right or wrong, I am simply filling up the air with words just cause. I don’t care that it’s a lot…. I just want my noodles.

As soon as I said “are you sure” she went apeshit and told me I’m wasting gas and electricty and this and that and this and that. Okay… 1 EXTRA cm of water is not going to cost an extra $0.01 to boil let alone a dollar.. It makes no difference. She is just so irritable ugh

“Mom it’s not going to even cost you an extra$0.0001″

“BLAGHBLAHLBAHALBAHAL IT ADDS UP ABLOAHLAKBLAKFLHGS YADDA YADD GIBBERISH YELL YELLS CREAM SCREAM BEACUSE I AM RIGHT I AM NEVER WRONG”

THen when she’s pissed she goes on about other unrelated shit and brings up everything that is wrong with me or my sis.

She starts murmuring to herself how her life is so pitiful and that she ate only one bowl of rice at work and one now (well……… she’s afraid of being fat so >_>)and how it sucks to be her because food is cold at work yadda yadda. (At this point I think… she can just go buy herself a meal each day and make us pay for some shit so her life won’t suck but nope that is not how she is)

Then she talks about how dirty my room is.

“you two should be put into a situationw here you are poor so you can learn how to save money and survive by yourself. you spend too much and need to manage your money on the little things like tissues and toilet paper”

I’m a little disfunctional, don’t cha knowwwwww if you push me it might be bad.

Get a little emotional, don’t cha know? You could fool around and make me madddd.

Such a G song I’m not sure I can handle it. Damn tech n9ne.

I’m too lazy to blog… it’s kind of a chore now but I’m trying to change that because deep down I do love doing it! BTW I have found the PERFECT domain name for my future blog. I can’t even describe how awesome it would be. I was inspired,  reading a holt renfrew magazine. Yup it’s going to be LEGENDARY!

French class @ school:

- A, my partner for the 3rd french oral we are doing together, is…….. a push over. Imagine a chubby chinese kid with almost no friends. (descriptive purposes.. not trying to be mean).

• Well he’s crazy. He has chem and physics I think and another class and he brings all his BINDERS AND TEXTBOOKs from the whole day around all the effen time. I told him he’s crazy and he will get back pains/sore from carry it around. It’s a heavy load to bring from class to class. Yet he still does.
• My interpretation is that he tries to “cool” by swearing and weird times. He’s not totally useless, but I hav eto tell him what to do and when. If i send him home with a mission he will do it, though sometimes the quality of his work is questionable………… Even though our subject of our orals vary he makes up unrealistic statements. There are though, those rare moments when he does it perfectly and I’m immensely proud of him. Back to the swearing, my work is never set in stone. I see mistakes, I change it, I see that something is run on, yadda yadda. When I do he would go “what the FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?” (the end of “fuck” is raised up reallllly high). lol his “oh ma goodness” is funny.
• ex. we’re doing an interview and I asm the celebrity. I wrote almost the whole thing and I gave him with 2 Q and As to do because I was stuck. They went like this “if you had more children than now would u have enough money to pay for it” and the answer was “of course because I am a celebrity and I am rich so i can pay for it”. Um………… they were really confusing and I wasn’t too pleased lol
• he wears his swing messenger bag 100% of the time. When he’s standing, sitting, in the hall, after school, before school, in his peer tutor class.. holy SH(^*&T! I asked him why he does and he said “iuno I like it”…………………… ?Questionable?

I’ve mentioned this before, but TEAM DOUCHEBAG doesn’t like me because I’m beating them in class. Legit reason eh? At the start of this oral J of Team D went up to A my partner and said “all you have to do is memorize it”, meaning I do all the work and he just has to remember, which is totally false. He said it in a douchey, critical tone and SERIOUSLY? He’s just jellllllly. (terminology learned from my sister. “Jealous”)

Every time we do something which requires some form of evaluation, J of team douchebag would ask me what I got. And then say that I beat him by ____ marks. I don’t think they’re totally deserving of their marks because they make such horrid grammatical mistakes which in some ways are worse than not pronouncing “liason obligatoire” OR pronouncing “liason interdit”. Both members of this team, take 100% of class time given, make dumb mistakes and then try to argue their way into gaining that extra .5 of a mark because they’re THEM. Their mistakes are unforgivable, really. N today came to math teacher and basically asked if he could change an answer on his quiz. WTF??? Mr C is forgiving and lenient(at times) and said show me how you did it and I’ll give it to you, but he did it the wrong cheat-sy way. I wanted to LOL in his face but I could not.  I have no emotions in class HAHAHAH

When TEAM D do their orals I want to get a potato peeler and start with my legs. It’s so bad and lame and pathetic and .5 of a mark hungry. In spite of my growing dislike for them, my teacher is amused by all of this. She probably gives them perfect for using every word on every list we’ve gotten and putting it into the oral(again, lame) EVEN THOUGH they pronounce “s” on the end of words INTERDIT DOUCHES!!! and don’t liason others. My ears want to bleed…….

STR8!!

SHE is so pretty. I want her eyebrows buahaha

um yup his ad campaign against homophobia.

is it just me?

am I the only one that thinks it’s ODD(or fucking stupid) that some people throw big birthday parties and expect their guests to pitch in 5, 10, 15, 20$? am I crazy?!

1. it’s your event, you pay for it. You pay for your own wedding, no? why would I have to pay the engraved invitations at your wedding? Oh wait, I don’t! YOU pay for it.
   • if your party will cost you a lot, DON’T invite a lot of guests. holy SHIT is this not common sense? Oh wait, I live right next to the country where McDonalds was sued because some douche burned herself drinking hot coffee all due to the fact that there was no warning whatsoever on the coffee cup telling her that it was hot.

I would never ever ever ever ever ever never ever ask my guests to pay for my event. Frankly it’s just rude and you look cheap. This is not what I’m used it. Maybe I’m old fashioned in my ways, but I will always abide by this unspoken rule. You pay for your birthday. You pay for your wedding. You pay for your baby shower.

• Dinners. I can imagine some people taking full advantage of the “paid for” fact and buying the most expensive items on the menu. You better get the birthday person one hell of a worthy present. Or have a get together, everyone pays for themselves and you go in and expect nothing in return.
• house parties: I’m buying japanese food and boston pizza and this and that and these ones and that ones so you guys will have to chip in for that AND on top of that the party bus that costs $400 per night which I am renting.
  

I probably sound like a picky asshole but that’s okay.

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You douches should stop changing your facebook names. I am no longer Jane Doe, I am “wonder bread” or “nutella” or “kraft singles” (I made those up) holy CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

I bet I can write a lost of 1000 things that piss me off. As Barney Stinson would say “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. IT’S GOING TO BE LE-GUN-DAIRY!!”

5 hours

I haven’t worked 5 hours since my night-shifts monthssssss ago all because C called in sick, so they gave me an extra hour. It saves them money PLUS I am a more diligent worker so I have 5 hours next week too. yay. I found out that B and J became host/ess only a couple months after being a busser. I’ve been a busser for 8 FREAKEN months. I asked P and he said it’s because of my availability. Geez hopefully in the summer I’ll move up. The usual: ran food, cleaned lotsssssssa tables and saw a billion fucking baby wipes stupid parents leave on the table fuck fukcjkiifuck. Let me elaborate.

Baby wipes are gross because they:

1. are wet
2. are used
3. have touched your child’s hand/face/mouth
4. feel disgusting
5. are used
6. are wet
7. are used
8. are wet
9. are wet AND used

STOP FUCKING LEAVING THIS SHIT ON THE TABLE BECAUSE IN THE ABSENCE OF MY TOWEL OR ANY NAPKINS I AM FORCED TO MAKE CONTACT HOYL SHIT THEY ARE SO GROSS HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I counted 6 today. SIX!!!!!!

I read on mv that there was a dussault liquidation in burnaby. AFter work dad me and sister went. I wanted to go in hopes of a trucker hat(been meaning to buy one). Only those baseball caps _____ people wear(fill in the blank for 10 points). They had hoodies and jeans. Jeans =  really cheap but ugly. Hoodies… womens:100 mens:200. They were ok but I didn’t get them because I’m cheap + they weren’t amazing y’know.

On the way home dad said “lets go into costco and buy food” even though our card expired. Sister and I went in SLYLY so they didn’t ask for our card. Our excuse was “my mom went in first”. Ate, went home, cut the grass. Cutting the grass is always fun because I drive this pimpin’ shit:

There are 5 speed levels. Dad taught me to drive at 1 but dad drives at 2 or 3 so I tried 2 one day and it was AWESOME. Months later I try 3 and it was EVEN BETTER. 4 is just way to fast HAHA. I confessed that I drove at 3 though dad only permits me to drive at 2. He says drive at 2. Boo. I asked dad how much it costed him. he said 2 grand. That’s as much as a… car!! LOL when we move I wonder if we’ll keep it. Or maybe trade it in at a car dealership. ?GANGSTER WHAT?

Tomorrow: orientation, haircut, fab clothing, some restaurant to eat for mother’s day *yawn.

I HAVE TO WRITE A THANK YOU NOTE and my frenc poster. Must not FORGET!!

I hate myself

98.4 in both FRENCH AND MATH. French I can live with, but MATH?!?!? I GOT FREAKEN 55/60 ON MY MATH TEST.

This is a life-altering experience as I have wrecked my “perfect on all tests” streak. Serious serious stuff; a new low. MAN my mark was 49/60 and I almost shat myself. I FORGOT TO FILL IN 3 QUESTIONS ON THE SCAN TRON? WDF? My teacher knows that it was an honest mistake so he changed my mark. He even gave me 1 (I think, pity) mark for the question I goofed on. I can’t BELIEVE I didn’t get that question.

It was so simple. TOO simple and I tried to find a way to solve it. DIDN’T work, though I ended up spending 15 minutes on it. It took me 25 mins to finish the test excluding that one. SO NOW MY MARK IS AT 98.4. This is frustrating >____>” There’s another person who is getting the exact same as me -.-”

I
CAN’T
BELIEVE
I DROPPED
1.2%
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUDSHFKNSJDGNksjDGNKJDGN

In other news my book has been shipped. Yay I can’t wait to get it. Dan Brown’s new book “the lost symbol” is coming out in September! I’m tempted to pre-order 8D. I kinda wanna buy pride and prejudice and zombies. It’s MUCH easier to follow that the original. I read too slow and I have to return it D=<. Maybe I’ll get it for Ms. H too because she is so dear to me =)

Angels and Demons is out in 2 weeks! I can’t wait to see it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LIFE IS RUINEDDDDD

I’ve been reading forums.studentawards.com and univforum.com because I have nothing to do, and someone said that Mcgill takes the average of repeated courses. Not only that, but 2 people said “YAH THEY DO”

OH FML! I got 70% during the summer… and I’m getting 100% now. If I can keep 100 then my average will be 85% THAT IS BULLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. I HATE MYSELF. I should’ve dropped it during the summer. WHY DID I NOT LEAVE?W HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OH WHYYYY?!

*face palm*

On another note, my dog puked just a couple of hours ago. After he did my dad saw and he ran into my room. I went out and I saw 2 piles. It looked like……… you know flour mixed with water or really wet cookie dough. Today parents are making cha muc so I thought it was the paste LOL. Turns out my dog was chewing on his new pillow(which my sis got yesterday LOLO) and it kind itched his throat or whatevs and he vomited. YUM